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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:09 pm 
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1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.  

3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.  

5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.  

6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing  machine will probably never be able to support you.  

9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of  those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.  

11 - If your dog  is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at  the front door, who do you let  in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

13 - Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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lmfao  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  they say a womans work is never done, lazy cows!

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Wow! your all jokes are very funny i have never read such a type of jokes before.Thanks for sharing this.

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whats the main cause of divorce ?
MARRIAGE

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