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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:19 pm 
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Ned was attending his fishing club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the fishing trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow fishermen, Ned left to go back home to his wife.

When Ned's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should be there but Ned sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand.

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go, Ned?"

"I didn't have to" was Ned's reply.

"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"

"She was standing there in a beautiful see-thru negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want."

So here I am!"


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i know some blokes so into fishing they would do something like that

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i did that with an ex and a rally thats why she becam me ex :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :wink:

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